Senseless Jokes

1) In a restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

2) A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

3) In a maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

4) In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS
FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

5) Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO
OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

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3 Response to "Senseless Jokes"

  1. Unknown, on November 6, 2009 at 10:01 AM said:

    ludicrous .. but nice..

  2. Unknown, on November 7, 2009 at 1:39 AM said:

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